She Wrote Her Valentine On A House Brick
Performed by DOG
Kazoo intro – Izzy Foreal*
Written in the exotic towers of Zetto, by a Contented Nobody who one day spoke to Izzy, The Bearded Wizard of Foreal, who upon hearing the salient poetic words, wandered into the forest and disappeared leaving the world greatly saddened.
The Contented Nobody spent some time wandering about, bumping into things, barking at inanimate objects and pondering how to keep the wondrous tones of The Bearded Wizards kazoo alive. He then met the Master Of The Goat; a man renowned for screaming at ducks in The Forest of Duffy, or places thereabouts. After watching bunnies hop and partaking in numerous caffeinated beverages The Master Of The Goat and The Contented Nobody hatched their plan for world domination, and retreated to the laboratory. After a few hours, they had created their monster. They resumed…
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